Initially apologetic after comparing his poor bowling performance to the Special Olympics on The Tonight Show, President Obama quickly turned defiant when again questioned about it at this afternoon’s press conference. “OK, shit, we can’t even pick on the ‘tards anymore? What the hell kind of country is this? It’s not like they even understand … Read more
Cartoon character Dora the Explorer is getting a makeover. Though Dora will not be officially unveiled until this fall, Nickelodeon and Mattel have released a silhouette of the update, and it’s not sitting well with some parents. “Girls readily identify with Dora and we knew that girls would love to have their friend Dora grow … Read more
Major League Baseball today announced sweeping and irrevocable disqualifications for thousands of players, past and present, who have tested positive for steroids. The disqualifications invalidate any individual records the players have held. Consequently, the new home run king is journeyman third baseman Ken Oberkfell, with 29 round-trippers in his 16-year career. Oberkfell is perhaps best … Read more