RIP, dedicated automatic teller card

“They” finally turned it off. Six or seven years they’ve been sending me those Visa debit cards, and six or seven years I’ve been throwing them in the filing cabinet.  (Would have just thrown them away, but you never know when the big kibosh is coming.) Well, it came last week sometime.  I found out … Read more

Do you want to save the earth?

See, I don’t. I don’t care about the earth. I’m an environmentalist when I can measure the direct impact on my pocketbook. I use compact fluorescents, but only because they’re cheaper to run. See? Like that. No, I’m teasing you! Really! Well, mostly. Actually, I’m not sure at all. There is a big arena of … Read more

F-150 with the Asshole Package…

Lots of games at Palmer Park today.  Parking was scarce.  Folks were pulling up on the grass and what-not: Tough to find a spot today. Unless, of course, you’re an inconsiderate prick driving a gigantic pickup that might as well have “TINY PECKER” painted down the side, and circumstances have dictated that you simply must … Read more

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