Jun 212015

Still mulling how to blog about this. It’s inhabiting me. Only writing about it effectively shall evict it, I fear.

Watch this. If you have Netflix, and you have a fairly high threshold of offense, watch the entire documentary.

You won’t be the same person afterward. You’ve been warned.

Hot Girls Wanted official trailer (2015… by darlinmagazine

 Posted by at 9:11 pm
Jun 202015

Do you have that vaguely promiscuous ex in your background? You have a great time together, lots of laughs, and so forth, but she’s just not so, uh, rigorous, shall we say, about the roles of other men in her life? The lines are blurry? We trackin’ here?

Maybe you finally get tired of it and break it off. Then you’re bored one weekend and call her, y’all start back up, and guess what? She cheats on you again.

“Hey, you stung me!” “Yup. I’m a scorpion.”

I was reminded of a bullet from this Thursday miscellanea, as well as the fable linked above, when I read that Walmart is returning greeters to the front door. (I didn’t realize they’d ever moved them away.)

Because I went back to Walmart a few months ago after many years of seething hatred for the place.

And I had a few visits without incident, and even began to enjoy myself a bit. Hey, these groceries are better than they were last time I was around. This store is cleaner than my memory.

Then, that early Thursday morning, there were no baskets at the front door and I had to wait five real minutes for a cashier.

I got cheated on.


Because Walmart is a scorpion.

I even wrote a post once about how funny it was that Walmart couldn’t figure out why it was losing business. Then, as now, the description of success is simple. I want to come into a clean store, that is open when I want to use it. I want to locate my item(s) easily. I want to pay for them quickly. And then I want to leave.

You know, I started to say I’d also like for the store’s employees to be consistently intelligent and engaging. But that’s not really separable from what I described in the previous paragraph. A store delivering the above is staffed with intelligent and engaging employees.

My friend Paul said hey, it’s not Nordstrom. I said no it’s not, but Publix and Target aren’t Nordstrom either, and they manage to deliver a pleasant shopping experience every single time. I mean, I literally cannot remember the last time I had any trouble either place.

It’s not hard to describe what I want, Walmart. It is, however, apparently too hard for you to deliver it.

And I’m sure I’ll remember that for another good while.

 Posted by at 6:08 pm
Jun 142015

Aaron picks good places for his birthday dinner. It’s because we’ve made sure to take him to plenty of good places. Happy to be here, but oh so cool. Not quite too cool yet to blow out the candles, though! Happy Birthday, my friend. I love you. So proud of you.

 Posted by at 9:56 pm

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