Gonna get a Corvette and a surgically enhanced girlfriend with a room temperature IQ and hair transplants and liposuction and a tattoo and a piercing and it’s on, BAYBEE!!! Just kidding. I’m not ever having a midlife crisis. Take it to the bank. -5. But my blog is. I’m wondering: what am I going to … Read more
Jon Stewart used to be funny. I don’t mean on MTV. I mean on HBO. He played a slightly fictionalized version of himself during the last season or two of The Larry Sanders Show—as of 2014, the second-best television show ever made—and he was very good. Of course, he’s most known for The Daily Show … Read more
January 21, 8:04 am First Cabinet meeting of President Bo Williams White House gymnasium Thank you for being here with me today. Yes, the gymnasium is a bit of an odd location. I wanted to have this initial meeting on blankets on the White House lawn, but the weather has precluded that plan. Nevertheless, I … Read more