“What we should be doing is much simpler: Chilling the hell out before this gets even more insane than it has already.” – Katherine Timpf Indeed. Dear readers, we’re not, you and I, now or anytime soon, going to have an “honest conversation” about or “real look” at or talk about “social justice” for my alleged … Read more
Burger King, one-time home of a breakfast sandwich actually called Meatnormous, has decided that Cheetos Chicken Fries should be a thing. They’re strips of fried chicken with a Cheetos coating. No. Just no. Just because two different things are junk food doesn’t mean they go together. I mean, Taco Bell gets this weird synthesis thing … Read more
Being a generally conservative sort, I’m not a big fan of the endless rush of neologisms our hyperconnectivity has wrought upon our beautiful language. My seething hatred of melty is well-documented, for example, and I’m on record on ginormous as well. I think most of the time, it’s lack of necessity and/or insufficient novelty that … Read more