We have some winter weather today in my part of the world, so I was cast out of my workplace today shortly after enjoying a delicious bowl of Campbell’s Select Harvest Healthy Request Italian-Style Wedding soup. Nothing pretty, mind. It’s only been freezing rain everywhere I’ve been today, and I understand it’s considerably more hazardous … Read more
There’s an old joke that goes around about an Alabama student who sees a small child being mauled by a dog. He intervenes, killing the dog and saving the child. The Alabama student paper runs a story headlined “Heroic Student Saves Toddler’s Life.” The Auburn student paper runs a story headlined “Bammer Redneck Kills Beloved … Read more
Yeah, so, this roused the SEC bigot in me. Whether that’s a strength or a liability is a matter of perspective, I suppose. The Big Ten conference appears, in all seriousness, to have named its two new divisions Leaders and Legends. (I suggested Fuzzy Bunnies and Rose Petals—nice tie-in with the Rose Bowl, don’t you … Read more