TUSCALOOSA (AP) – It had to happen sometime. This afternoon, before a sellout crowd of 137,415 at Saban-Bryant-Denny Stadium, LSU defeated Alabama 17-16, ending the Tide’s unprecedented, unlikely-to-ever-be-surpassed win streak at 108 and dropping Alabama to 9-1 on the year. It is the Tide’s first defeat since November 24, 2007, a 17-10 loss to Auburn. … Read more
After first defining wealthy as having an annual income of $250,000, then $200,000, and most recently Joe Biden’s given figure of $150,000, presidential candidate Barack Obama further refined his definition of the wealthy this morning. According to a campaign spokesperson, Obama’s tax increases will only apply to “those who eat 10 or more meals per … Read more
Concerned with the polling gap entering the final week of the campaign, this morning Sarah Palin, with a chilling screech, ripped herself free from her ovipositor. Newly unencumbered, she can better utilize her speed, as well as her full complement of terrifying biological weapons. The Palin creature explained to a reporter: “These folks just need … Read more