I watch our dear sweet Governor Bentley’s Twitter account closely. There’s a baseline level of delusion about it, in that he continues to post little bits of his day—ribbon cuttings and what-not—as if he hasn’t thoroughly disgraced himself and Alabama. Just going about my business. Working so hard for you. Putting the guber in gubernatorial. … Read more
Gotten up and dusted yourself off yet? Donald Trump may have essentially clinched the Republican nomination after the Indiana primary on Tuesday, but really, it was clear earlier than that. The trap had been closing on Ted Cruz for some time, and when he couldn’t narrow his 15-point polling deficit in the Hoosier State at … Read more
Well, I went to check on our esteemed governor’s Twitter feed this morning, and was greeted with the following: That’s right. Governor Robert Bentley—ostensible leader of my state, fondler of ‘Bekah, dodger of Wanda, and a man I voted for twice—blocked me on Twitter. I can’t be sure which tweet finally pushed our favorite lecherous … Read more