The package sat in the foyer all evening one night last week, because I thought it was the replacement batteries for our iPods, and I wasn’t in the mood for close work. But instead, it was a surprise. Look what my cool friend Amy did for my birthday: Isn’t that nifty? It is, of course, … Read more
From my inbox this morning, courtesy Dad. Now this may not be quite as bad as it looks. If this is plugged into a GFCI outlet, its tripping would be the only result of flotation failure: Still, putting your life in the hands of an $11 Home Depot item…you know? Fellas, we didn’t need to … Read more
I suppose it sounds all too-cool-for-school (-5) to say that I don’t find fame inherently impressive. Sounds like something the jerk who won’t ever shut up about how he never watches television would say, you know? However, it’s true. If you’re playing Bo’s-a-Prick Bingo, go ahead and put a marker on the “Isn’t Impressed By … Read more