So I guess you know “they”‘ve “trimmed” the “stimulus” bill. Said bill shall be the first great triumph of The One, as he restores the faith of the downtrodden American people, as well as the standing of the United States in the world. “Kids? You noticing all this plight?” – Clark W. Griswold, National Lampoon’s … Read more
When I was 17 or so with a skull full of mush, my down-the-line liberal stepmother bought all of the kids Greenpeace sweatshirts. Mine was black, with a stylized blue and green logo. It was a good-looking shirt, and I liked it. Probably somewhere there is an incriminating photo. They were dark days indeed. However, … Read more
Major League Baseball today announced sweeping and irrevocable disqualifications for thousands of players, past and present, who have tested positive for steroids. The disqualifications invalidate any individual records the players have held. Consequently, the new home run king is journeyman third baseman Ken Oberkfell, with 29 round-trippers in his 16-year career. Oberkfell is perhaps best … Read more