Current Events
“This is for the house. The car. The boat. The RV. For strangling a deranged prostitute.”
I’ll tell you, some days you just don’t have any idea what you’re going to blog about, and then the ShamWow guy beats up a hooker. (Allegedly.) “You followin’ me, camera guy?”: She’s cute, but she’s not thousand-dollar cute: Supposedly she bit ShamWow guy’s tongue and wouldn’t let go, and thus followed the raining of … Read more
Obama to invite retards to White House for bowling
Initially apologetic after comparing his poor bowling performance to the Special Olympics on The Tonight Show, President Obama quickly turned defiant when again questioned about it at this afternoon’s press conference. “OK, shit, we can’t even pick on the ‘tards anymore? What the hell kind of country is this? It’s not like they even understand … Read more