I just watched this documentary about crocodiles in northern Australia, featuring an anecdote of a father-son fishing trip. I just assumed the guy was going to escape. But no, I sat and watched a graphic reenactment of a 17-year-old kid’s father being attacked and killed by a crocodile right in front of him. Sheesh! I’m … Read more
Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve lost rock ‘n’ roll royalty. Ronnie James Dio succumbed to his stomach cancer early Sunday morning. He worked as a professional musician for an incredible 53 years. He started making his ultimate mark—that of a heavy metal giant—fronting Rainbow in 1975, alternately growling and belting out staples like “Man on the … Read more
I said something right after Obama was elected about just being a jerk conservative for a while. Sounded easier for sure, and dammit, I was tired. Plus, a bunch of delirious liberals, clawing gouges in the drywall and each other as their post-election orgasms crashed through their arugula-gorged bodies, didn’t strike me as much of … Read more