I give thanks for my beautiful family. I give thanks for my friends. I give thanks for my continued career success. I am blessed beyond measure. Being Bo in 2008 is a good gig.
I’m also thankful that, here in the heart of hopelessly backward-ass flyover country, my kids aren’t subjected to insufferable malcontents who wish to inflict that Thanksgiving celebrations shamelessly glorify genocide, nor are they exposed to tortured, hand-wringing blather about restraint and sustainability, when the whole point of the holiday is its unsustainability.