FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Institute of Devoutly Interpreting Old Testament Scriptures — Further cementing her already solid position as a shameless and unapologetic instrument of Lucifer, J.K. Rowling confirmed Friday night that Albus Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts in the iconic Harry Potter series of books, is a fucking faggot. “It’s already in ample evidence that … Read more
Sherri Williams owns Pleasures, an adult boutique with two locations here in northern Alabama. (“Adult boutique” means that among other things, she sells implements intended for insertion into a woman’s vagina, as well as implements intended for receipt of a man’s penis, in both cases solely to sexually gratify the user.) It’s become rather likely … Read more
Columbia University today announced it has invited Osama bin Laden, esteemed leader of the international alliance of Sunni groups known as al-Qaeda, to speak to a group of ancient culture students. “Doubtless he is an influential figure, and we can learn much from giving him an intellectual forum in which to express himself,” Dr. Igdupbenefa, … Read more