You kiss your mama with that mouth?
That was never a very effective line with me. You know how people say “well, I’ll be!” or “how about that!” Know what my mom said? “Well, fuck me runnin’!” Miss you, Mom. Have a good weekend.
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The Huntsville Times takes a significant hit
My local newspaper, The Huntsville Times, currently publishes daily. In a few months, as part of a grand plan involving business decisions and megacorps and what-not, it will publish only Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday, with al.com turning extra super-duper to compensate. Mostly, I will not notice. Lea and I have not taken the daily paper … Read more
Read me at the Tennessee Valley Moms Network
I have mentioned this before, but I’m going to mention it again. I am regularly writing a parenting column called Hold My Light at the Tennessee Valley Moms Network. My most recent piece, published today, is about my lawyerly ten-year-old figuring out how to rat out his little brother within the letter of the rules. … Read more