“You can touch your penis anytime you want, in whatever way you want, for as long as you want. But this is a private activity. You do it in your bedroom or in your bathroom with the door closed.” That’s the advice our boys received from us on the topic. That’s the advice I received … Read more
I was working on one of Nathan’s watches last week and managed to sink a jeweler’s screwdriver into my left thumb deep enough for it to stay there by itself. I mean, only just. But still. I didn’t have to hold my thumb any certain way. There it was, like a little miniature shiv. So … Read more
Tom Kennedy died last week. He was 93. I have Bob Barker at the top of my game show host list, but most days I’ll put Tom Kennedy in the runner-up position. The younger brother of longtime game show host Jack Narz, I saw Kennedy a bunch as I obsessively watched game shows in my … Read more