One third of us believe in them. No worries, though. Whether your house is haunted, you’re possessed by a demon, or whatever, I have the ability to permanently end any spiritual manifestation. Send me $99.95 and I’ll zap that sumbitch from wherever I sit, such is the strength of my power. Optionally, I can bestow … Read more
When I was in the fifth grade, the first of my illustrious three-year-long career as a Catholic school pupil, Sister Anita used to quiet a classroom talker of indeterminate identity with “Who has diarrhea of the mouth?” Then, if anyone reacted to this lovely expression in a way that she considered excessive, we’d all get … Read more
The Dark and Stormy Book Club continues to go swimmingly. We did the show on Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? yesterday. A masterpiece that is most of 200 years old is up next. Come join us. We’re smart, sexy, fun, and we won’t drink all of your beer. My mother pilfered from examination rooms … Read more