We’ve been under a RED FLAG WARNING for low humidity and high wind this week. It means, basically, that your knuckles bleed exceedingly easily, and also that if you stand outside for five minutes, you burst into flames. My mother used to call me Elrod Clyde. I don’t know where she came up with that, … Read more
I get followers on Twitter from time to time whose bios are full of nebulous marketingese, but it’s never at all evident what the product is. I’m beginning to pay closer attention. The product is me. The product is you. The product is what we have to say (making this sentence self-referential). My past forays … Read more
Lea and I had lunch at Red Lobster today. It was a solid high 6 or low 7, just like every single trip to Red Lobster has ever been my entire life. It’s the knownest of known quantities. In my view, the only other restaurant offering similarly relentless predictability is Cracker Barrel. I’ve never had … Read more