Just received this request from my almost-5-year-old, who is now asking me to promise him. I am refusing. My dad taught me to play chess when I was about Nathan’s age. He then proceeded to slaughter me every time we played for the next five years. I remember it upsetting me to the point of … Read more
You guess which quote I believe that about: “The songs are myths, panoramas, vistas, voyages – voyages to a country of lost girls and golden boys who refuse to grow up. It’s a land everybody wants to get to, a rock kingdom in which the major theme is: all revved up with no place to … Read more
What a rotten gubernatorial race in Alabama this year. The incumbent Republican tried to obscenely and deceptively raise my taxes, and the Democrat is named Baxley, and that’s enough right there, really. Unfortunately, the Libertarian is not a serious candidate. Now I’m all for public nudity and confessions of a panties-less state, but only in … Read more