Kraft condiment coup confirmed!

My friends, for weeks now, the Internet whispers and rumors have tantalized us. Kraft, of course, has remained maddeningly tight-lipped: always polite, but never truly informative, in their responses to my many phone calls, emails, faxes, and letters. Indeed, I’ve had to remain tight-lipped with many of you as well, though not by choice. Many … Read more

Do it, Danica!

I’m going to watch the Indianapolis 500 in a bit. It will be the first one I’ve seen in 20 years or so. I was never much of an open-wheel guy, but I was a pretty big NASCAR fan until about age 12 or 13. It was hard not to be, growing up 20 minutes … Read more

Feds crack down on U.S. border security

What’s that, you say? The federal government has finally recognized the grave security threat posed by the nearly completely open southern border, and is taking proactive steps to close it? They’re going to vigorously enforce the laws already on the books instead of blowing smoke up the asses of their fellow legislators and the American … Read more

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