How you can tell I’ve been killed and you’re speaking to an impostor

• “I just called to talk.”
• “How about Panera?”
• “Her butt is too big.”
• “We can’t just build a wall on the southern border.”
• “Ooh, that sounds like it might be too spicy for me.”
• “Government knows best for my family.”
• “Remember on American Idol when…”

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