USC absolutely beat the hell out of The Ohio State University tonight. Let’s take the rest of the season off from the Buckeye apologia, shall we? Folks in Columbus (and Kool-Aid-swilling sportswriters), dig: the world does not hang on who dots the “i” this week. Ohio State is, year in and year out, one of … Read more
Despite the fact that hers were some of the first breasts I ever saw in an R-rated movie, Brooke Shields didn’t win me over as a genuine talent until 1996 (in Freeway, one of my all-time favorite films). I just saw her in a funny Volkswagen commercial (for the badge-engineered Chrysler van Volkswagen is selling, … Read more
Here’s one guy who had a tough summer. Surgeons had to use firefighting equipment to remove 16 washers from his penis. According to the story: “The precise set of events that led up to his penis being covered in washers is currently unknown.” Really? Well, you know, I do have a liberal arts degree, but … Read more