Here’s one guy who had a tough summer.
Surgeons had to use firefighting equipment to remove 16 washers from his penis. According to the story: “The precise set of events that led up to his penis being covered in washers is currently unknown.”
Really? Well, you know, I do have a liberal arts degree, but I’d say he probably put one washer on his penis. Then, he put another one on. After that, he put a third one on. After that…
“Million to one shot, doc!” Wait—that’s what you tell the proctologist. Never mind.
Dude, a little advice: as long as it’s just you and other consenting adults, I’m all about you feeding the freak, whatever said freak may be. You’ll find no bigger fan of the freak.
That said, how about looking into fiber or plastic washers next time?
Or, like, a watermelon?
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Why can’t our newspeople write like that? “There, surgeons took a further ninety minutes to finally extract his penis from the metallic embrace of the washers…” Sigh.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Um…. the largest washer that I’m familiar with would fit over my thumb. THAT should be the thing that guy is most embarrassed about. Did this guy work on an oil rig or something?
Yeah, I noted also that 16 washers were described as “(covering)” his penis, which I thought was embarrassing for the guy.