Palin rips free of ovipositor for final attack

Concerned with the polling gap entering the final week of the campaign, this morning Sarah Palin, with a chilling screech, ripped herself free from her ovipositor.  Newly unencumbered, she can better utilize her speed, as well as her full complement of terrifying biological weapons. The Palin creature explained to a reporter:  “These folks just need … Read more

Formula One to import NASCAR fan base

Citing declining revenues, as well as continued lack of American interest in the sport, the Fédération Internationale de l’Automobile today announced that for the 2009 season, it would import NASCAR’s fan base into the fan base of Formula One, the highest class of open-wheel racing and generally abbreviated as F1. Associated further changes are expected.  … Read more

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