“They’ve proven their minds can be taken over by empty rhetoric.”

Ah, The Onion…skewerer of everyone, sparer of no one, and home to some of the funniest comedy writers anywhere.

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

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