“Yeah, I didn’t wish for a 12-inch pianist either.” “You dumbass! Now we’ll have to piss in the boat!” “That’s good to hear, because your tits are ugly as hell.” “What part of the dog did you get?” “Let me rephrase that: may I see her run?” “And if he sees his shadow…” “Is Dorothy … Read more
As I mentioned in an earlier post, my son, my dad, my brother-in-law, and I had a fantastic time attending the Firestone Indy 200 at the Nashville Superspeedway last month. Even with the rain, it was a hell of a lot of fun, and we were all looking forward to doing it again. So, of … Read more
First grade begins tomorrow for a little boy who lives in my house. Lea is “dry-running” the necessary routine this morning. I love my wife. Have I ever mentioned that? His teacher came highly recommended by some churchmates, and we met her at an open house last night. We liked her. She’s personable and seems … Read more