Now aren’t all of you parents with little girls at home just dying to drop them into a halter top that will give them working breasts, and then give them a doll to nurse? Coming soon: My Very First Tampon, complete with realistic simulated menstrual blood! Or how about a Clear Blue Easy starter kit? … Read more
Or would I be busted as a poseur when I tried to buy them? If I hold one up to my ear, can I hear warmed-over Muzak mixed with surf sounds? Do I have to be running around in the woods wearing a loincloth and stinking of sandalwood to drink one? Do they come with … Read more
So we were taking in Aaron’s first soccer game of the season this past Saturday morning when the pronouncements from guys with their noses in phones much nicer than mine started flying. “SEC expanding!” one said. Another cried “Texas A&M done deal, along with Missouri, Clemson, Florida State, Oklahoma, North Carolina, Virginia Tech, Texas Tech, … Read more