One third of us believe in them. No worries, though. Whether your house is haunted, you’re possessed by a demon, or whatever, I have the ability to permanently end any spiritual manifestation. Send me $99.95 and I’ll zap that sumbitch from wherever I sit, such is the strength of my power. Optionally, I can bestow … Read more
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Institute of Devoutly Interpreting Old Testament Scriptures — Further cementing her already solid position as a shameless and unapologetic instrument of Lucifer, J.K. Rowling confirmed Friday night that Albus Dumbledore, the headmaster of Hogwarts in the iconic Harry Potter series of books, is a fucking faggot. “It’s already in ample evidence that … Read more
Sherri Williams owns Pleasures, an adult boutique with two locations here in northern Alabama. (“Adult boutique” means that among other things, she sells implements intended for insertion into a woman’s vagina, as well as implements intended for receipt of a man’s penis, in both cases solely to sexually gratify the user.) It’s become rather likely … Read more