Despite late rallies from drug-resistant gonorrhea and congenital syphilis, chlamydia finished first in the 2006 bacterial sexually-transmitted disease championships, with over 1 million cases reported. Congratulations! Oh, sigh. I’m trying to build some drama here, but it’s not much of a contest. Chlamydia’s been phoning it in for years, really. I hope it understands the … Read more
Oh, you silly, silly Americans. Anonymity is a quaint little notion, but I’m afraid you’re going to have to get over it. Dig: Privacy no longer can mean anonymity, says Donald Kerr, the principal deputy director of national intelligence. Instead, it should mean that government and businesses properly safeguards people’s private communications and financial information. … Read more
Actor Mickey Rourke was arrested by Miami Beach police and charged with driving under the influence. According to police, Rourke was seen making an illegal U-turn on his Vespa scooter and then weaving across the road. Mickey. Dude. Let’s chat. You’re Marv in Sin City. You’re Harry in Angel Heart. You grew up in Liberty … Read more