When I count my blessings, one that always lands high on the list is that I’ve been able to make a good living working with the English language. It entertains me endlessly. I can while away an hour at Dictionary.com just as easily as I can at Wikipedia. English has a broad duality about it. … Read more
Early in 1996, on the way back from Lea’s one clear night with little traffic, I jumped on I-565 in my little red Integra and scanned behind me for Crown Vic and Caprice lighting signatures. Seeing none, I redlined in third, then fourth, and then briefly gave it a bit in fifth before I started … Read more
Carbon offsets have been a marvelous tonic for those concerned about the environmental impact of their lifestyles. Have you ever wished for that same flexibility in how you treat others? Well, it’s here! Introducing Asshole Offsets! That’s right! Asshole Offsets give you the full freedom to be yourself. What carbon offsets do for your Chevy … Read more