President Obama is going to address all of the nation’s public school students next week (Tuesday, September 8, 11 CDT)! Isn’t that exciting? All aboard the Statist Express! Can’t you feel those ObamaYouth ranks swelling? I certainly hope they have snappy uniforms. Here is the announcement on the U.S. Department of Education web site. Want … Read more
Hey, what’s the worst idea you’ve heard this week? How about this one: Let’s turn Heathers into the next Buffy. Dear young, hipster Fox television professionals who are currently shepherding this concept: I’m sure you’re very talented, but this is really a rotten idea. Heathers was and is genius, and it deserves to be undisturbed. … Read more
South Carolina Lieutenant Governor Andre Bauer has asked Governor Mark Sanford to resign. It’s a good idea, Mark. Go home and never come back. Perhaps if you contritely and completely surrender to your wife’s mercy, y’all can put it back together. You remember your marriage, right? That little greatest-earthly-promise-you’ll-make thing? Okay. We Americans stay hungry … Read more