I’m watching college football tonight, and it is good. Johnny Manziel is suspended for the first half of the Rice game, and that’s the extent of his punishment. That suits me just fine, because I want him. Johnny, these are my friends, C.J. and Trey. They’ll see you in two weeks. Some prophylactic ibuprofen is … Read more
I’m gay. What are you laughing at? There’s not anything wrong with that. Well, OK, you might be laughing because it’s not accurate. I’m actually relentlessly straight. But I think I must have received several gay circuits. I have been platonically friendly with women my entire adult life. I have five female friends for every … Read more
I drive by a few dozen rotting sailboats most days. Many of you do, too. These are on the north side of Madison Boulevard, just west of where it runs into I-565. (Not a great shot, I know. This is with my phone, through the open car window, at about 45 mph. ‘Course, that does … Read more