Carbon offsets have been a marvelous tonic for those concerned about the environmental impact of their lifestyles. Have you ever wished for that same flexibility in how you treat others? Well, it’s here! Introducing Asshole Offsets! That’s right! Asshole Offsets give you the full freedom to be yourself. What carbon offsets do for your Chevy … Read more
The weekend before Thanksgiving, 1994, Lea and I were invited to a dinner party that was something beyond jeans and let’s have a burping contest, but not quite all the way to taffeta and a rousing discussion of 19th century French poetry. We had been dating a grand total of five weeks, so we weren’t … Read more
Last year Nathan got interested in radio control cars, and said interest happened to coincide with a good time for him to get a little surprise. So we went to Toys “R” Us and found a cool silver and black Dodge Magnum that plays music, lights the wheels up with blue LEDs, and has working … Read more