Mickey Rourke arrested riding a Vespa

Actor Mickey Rourke was arrested by Miami Beach police and charged with driving under the influence. According to police, Rourke was seen making an illegal U-turn on his Vespa scooter and then weaving across the road. Mickey. Dude. Let’s chat. You’re Marv in Sin City. You’re Harry in Angel Heart. You grew up in Liberty … Read more

Look, I need to tell you something

I really wish you’d shut the hell up. It is as if you have spread your gigantic, veined, leathery wings to prevent my escape, and are now tearing chunks of my will to live with endless, rapid-fire relations of the most commonplace events. Actually that analogy doesn’t quite work, because for you to tear chunks, … Read more

On men being happier…

Received this email from Saintseester this evening and thought I’d comment on it. (Original in bold; my comments follow.) WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. Never considered it, but I suppose that’s a net positive. But really, it’s … Read more

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