Things men apparently think women think

• It’s not important to me that he listen. I just want him to tell me what I should do.
• I appreciate his helpful input on how I might improve my driving skills.
• I really like that he’s secure enough in himself to wear jeans and a T-shirt, no matter what the occasion.
• When he tells me to relax, I immediately feel relaxed.
• I think of sex, what to make for dinner, and very little else.
• I enjoy fart jokes.
• I wish he would ask me which of my girlfriends I’d most like to make out with.
• I’m just not sure about him. If only he would send me a photograph of his penis…

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