I saw a woman this morning to whom I’ve been faithful for longer than I’ve even known Lea. It was crazy, with me flat on my back and lots of vibrating and squirting implements and her telling me what to do and what-not. Wild scene, man. By the way, you should always brush before you … Read more
I was 19 years old when Steve Spurrier starting coaching Florida. I thought he must be the most arrogant person on the planet. I couldn’t stand him. I remember sitting with Tammy on the couch at her apartment at Sun Lake in 1991 and watching Florida paste Alabama, 35-0. She didn’t understand why we couldn’t … Read more
OK, I know a lot of you do this, and at this point I might even be the societal outlier by the numbers. So be it. When I use a restroom, I wash my hands with warm water and soap (assuming both are available). Then, I dry them with whatever faculty is provided for such. … Read more