Turns out John Edwards is the father; who could have guessed?

Finally ending one of the great mysteries of our time, John Edwards has admitted fathering a little girl with Rielle Hunter, a video assistant on his campaign and his mistress.

“To all those I have disappointed and hurt, these words will never be enough, but I am truly sorry.” – John Edwards

“…that I got caught.” – Bo

Edwards, you’re a smarmy, hypocritical asshole.  Go away forever.  Stay away from normal people.  Or try that remorse tour.  That should be good for laughs.

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4 thoughts on “Turns out John Edwards is the father; who could have guessed?”

  1. There’s a special place in hell for someone who does something like this while his wife is fighting incurable cancer. Total. Jackass.

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  2. Well, now, Jenny, not so fast. Maybe he’s sick. You know, like Tiger? I mean, if these guys are ill, then clearly they’re not responsible for their actions. Right?

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  3. Why didn’t he just say it was Jay McInerney’s coke dream induced love child?

    Somewhere, Bo is Googling “Penelope In The Pond”…

    Loved me some _Bright Lights, Big City_…

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