A California couple faces federal charges after refusing to stop “overt sexual activity” on an airliner. Now I suppose this is amusing anyway, but to me the funniest part is that the plane was on the ground in Phoenix when they started. Uh, folks? You’re having a little trouble grasping the nature of the activity. … Read more
This quiz thinks I have a Midwestern accent. I’ve heard that before; that despite being ‘Bama born and bred, I have little accent. However, beer does generate a definite drawl. What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland “You have a Midland accent” is just another way of saying “you don’t have an … Read more
…I always sing it to the tune of “Rico Suave.” It fits very well. You don’t have to squint much to see his dopey little beret as a do-rag. And can’t you just picture him primping in the mirror for a night out with the ladies like the Latino lovemonger you just know he is? … Read more