University of Alabama head football coach Nick Saban’s contract is available for review online here. As has been widely discussed and reported, the terms of employment Saban negotiated are impressive. I have reviewed the contract in detail, and I must say, I was surprised by some of the provisions therein. Here are a few gems … Read more
Carbon offsets have been a marvelous tonic for those concerned about the environmental impact of their lifestyles. Have you ever wished for that same flexibility in how you treat others? Well, it’s here! Introducing Asshole Offsets! That’s right! Asshole Offsets give you the full freedom to be yourself. What carbon offsets do for your Chevy … Read more
BOSTON (BS) – For a second consecutive day, Boston was thrown into citywide panic as unknown, but quite sinister-looking, devices were discovered in and around Boston landmarks and thoroughfares. “This is a sophisticated device, with buttons, lights, and what appears to be a battery compartment,” Boston police spokesperson Blanche Dout said. “And what makes this … Read more