Went to the bank. Went to the beer store. That’ll about do it for the day, I think. I am epically lazy immediately after Christmas. I mean, I’m lazy even for a lazy guy. I think of it as a deep discharge, such as you do for an aging rechargeable battery to restore its capacity. … Read more
I barked up the roof of my mouth with Cap’n Crunch this morning, and then hit it perfectly with molten cheese tonight. Now my mouth has skin stalactites. I’ll have to baby it tomorrow. Shrimp tomorrow night, and I have gigantic royal reds this year. I mean, each one is the size of a hot … Read more
The boys and I got up and knocked out the cards this morning. I’m not sure we’ve managed as early as December 20 in several years. For such a connected and gadgeted-up guy, my Christmas card workflow is surprisingly primitive. We only send out 60 or so cards, and I can remember names and addresses … Read more