If you are sufficiently dim as to be unable to discern when and how to talk in the car, then by all means, hang up and drive

Another day, another blood-runs-in-the-streets piece on driving while talking on a cellular telephone. I talk on the phone while I drive.  I have no plans to stop when it’s illegal, either.  (Inserting an “if/when” in there seems a needless fantasy at this point.)  I choose times and topics carefully, and if either begins to threaten … Read more

Stimulate me, baby

So I guess you know “they”‘ve “trimmed” the “stimulus” bill. Said bill shall be the first great triumph of The One, as he restores the faith of the downtrodden American people, as well as the standing of the United States in the world.  “Kids?  You noticing all this plight?” – Clark W. Griswold, National Lampoon’s … Read more

“I’m sorry, sir. You may not leave the United Kingdom at this time.”

When I was 17 or so with a skull full of mush, my down-the-line liberal stepmother bought all of the kids Greenpeace sweatshirts.  Mine was black, with a stylized blue and green logo.  It was a good-looking shirt, and I liked it.  Probably somewhere there is an incriminating photo. They were dark days indeed.  However, … Read more

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