Carey, Kory, and I made a Target run at lunch today. A 60ish woman stopped us. “Can you do me a favor, please?” She was holding a jar of mayonnaise. What sort of favor do you do for a woman holding a jar of mayonnaise? You open it. So that’s the image that popped in … Read more
1. Have a screwdriver to use for stuff you’re not supposed to use a screwdriver for. Screwdrivers are for driving screws. You’re not supposed to use them to gouge, pry, stir, and so forth. They certainly do work well in some non-screwing applications, though. Here is the one I’ve assigned to take the pain: 2. … Read more
Folks, I’m more than a little pissed. I really thought we had something together. Our pact in celebratory exterior illumination was unspoken, but unshakable. All of us in this part of the neighborhood lit up our houses sometime during the first week of December, and we all kept them lit through New Year’s Eve. You … Read more