Summer lost a lot of novelty for me when I graduated from high school and ceased getting it off, and honestly, I’m not all that crazy about it. It’s holding its own against winter for the moment, but summer is in a solid third place in Bo’s grand ranking of the seasons. There are summer … Read more
When I was about 8, I got it in my head that “fucking” was a man and a woman kissing with no shirts on. Kids think the darnedest things. Actually, I have a good idea how that happened. An infrequent (I think once, actually) babysitter of ours was thrilled with the fact that we had … Read more
When you’ve willfully ceased the broad accumulation of pop culture knowledge about 1991, there are lots of things you don’t know. Chief amongst these are strange little connections between my dear little world of yesterday and today’s pathetic arena of need and horrid manners. I just discovered that one of my very first celebrity crushes … Read more