Hillary kills 300 supporters, loses in Iowa

“We had 300 people outside, literally freezing to death,” Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton marveled on Tuesday before a crowd in Iowa City. No word on what she and/or her campaign staff ultimately did with the bodies, or how far along they were when she made the remark. The Clinton body count is serious business.

By the way, you have a big ass too

When I was in the fifth grade, the first of my illustrious three-year-long career as a Catholic school pupil, Sister Anita used to quiet a classroom talker of indeterminate identity with “Who has diarrhea of the mouth?”  Then, if anyone reacted to this lovely expression in a way that she considered excessive, we’d all get … Read more

Digging in to defend “lackadaisical”

Lax means loose or careless. Lackadaisical means listless or lazy. There is some overlap here. If you sleep at your desk, for example, you could accurately be described as lax or lackadaisical. But there is no such word as laxadaisical. It’s really going to piss me off if all of you cretins spewing this abomination … Read more

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