Blogging about it has generally been the kiss of death for my weight loss effort—have a look at the related posts below for several stones along the road to hell—but I think this time is different. No, really different. No, really really really. I’m up to 10,000 steps per workday. Got there increasing 1,000 steps … Read more
Now aren’t all of you parents with little girls at home just dying to drop them into a halter top that will give them working breasts, and then give them a doll to nurse? Coming soon: My Very First Tampon, complete with realistic simulated menstrual blood! Or how about a Clear Blue Easy starter kit? … Read more
Or would I be busted as a poseur when I tried to buy them? If I hold one up to my ear, can I hear warmed-over Muzak mixed with surf sounds? Do I have to be running around in the woods wearing a loincloth and stinking of sandalwood to drink one? Do they come with … Read more