“I thought this was cute and wanted to share.” I think almost nothing is funny enough to forward. If you receive a joke from me, you may rest assured I was unable to catch my breath laughing at it, and had a dull ache an hour later from said laughing. I wouldn’t stop you on … Read more
I loathe thank-you notes. More accurately, I loathe the way they’re all too often used, which is habitually and insincerely. Oh, I write one occasionally. I may receive something from someone with whom I only have a mail relationship, and I’ll usually write that person a thank-you note. Or if I get a special gift, … Read more
…that Pat Robertson is batshit crazy! And then the Lord appeared to me as an 800-foot-tall Pat Harrington Jr., switching between Schneider and Inspector voices every other sentence, and told me I had to start collecting Longaberger or he was going to destroy the earth with Heinz 57.