So Lea called me right after lunch today to tell me she had collected Aaron from the school nurse’s office, and he was the eighth pupil with identical gastrointestinal symptoms she’d sent home today. He was too ill to ride round-trip again for the other boy, so I came home from work early to stay … Read more
Everyone stop pretending Donald Trump is a legitimate candidate for president. Not that there aren’t many other reasons to consider the prospect thoroughly ludicrous, but dig: Donald Trump won’t shake hands. No person who won’t shake hands can win the presidency. I was no big Bob Dole fan, but honestly, I always wondered just how … Read more
Can President Obama surprise me anymore? I think authenticated video of him in the bed of a 4×4 wearing a nasty old Skynyrd shirt and shotgunning a Natty Light might do it. I read a column or two between the 2008 election and Obama’s inauguration that scolded “yeah, Obama’s about to get a trial by … Read more