My stepbrother’s love for televised golf

Feel the love! The scene: Dad’s house, right after Easter dinner. Dad: Hey, let’s watch the Masters! (changes channel)Chris: Golf on television? Seriously?Dad: My house, my TV (good-naturedly).Chris: (sigh) Dad: OK, what do you want to do instead?Chris: Well, we could all go slam our penises in the car door.

God’s keyboard, priced triple what anyone would pay

I first read about the Optimus Maximus keyboard three or so years ago, and was immediately consumed with the gotta-have-its. Each key has its own display. Want to experiment with the Dvorak layout? No problem. Need gaming functions displayed? Point, click, done. Full-color icons for your shortcut keys? You get the idea. What a silly … Read more

Mark St. John dead at 51

Mark St. John, former lead guitarist for Kiss, died Thursday morning of a cerebral hemorrhage. He was 51. He played on Animalize, where I loved what he did with “Get All You Can Take,” and he appeared in the video for “Heaven’s On Fire.” He played three shows on the Animalize tour before Reiter’s syndrome … Read more

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