About seven years ago, a seven-story building containing 20,000 barrels of Wild Turkey bourbon caught fire at the distillery near Lawrenceburg, Kentucky. As you might imagine, a fire at a whiskey barrelhouse is one hell of a problem. Witnesses reported a sound like a muted gunfire report each time a new barrel was breached. Aided … Read more
Look what I’m going to get to see on the way to work today:
Despite late rallies from drug-resistant gonorrhea and congenital syphilis, chlamydia finished first in the 2006 bacterial sexually-transmitted disease championships, with over 1 million cases reported. Congratulations! Oh, sigh. I’m trying to build some drama here, but it’s not much of a contest. Chlamydia’s been phoning it in for years, really. I hope it understands the … Read more