The ultimate girlfriend phone

I was browsing the products available at Amazon Launchpad, and happened across a fantastically executed smartphone. It’s especially good for the married man with a girlfriend. Meet the NoPhone.

nophone

The NoPhone is compatible with all carriers, and features unprecedented battery life. Best of all, it arrives ready to use. Talk to your wife on the phone she knows about, and keep this one for your paramour.

It’ll be your little secret.

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